Oh he’ll yes xD dumbassesI usually don’t get political, but I bust out laughing when I saw this one :)
….what? *grabs a trident backflips into car drives to movie caster’s house and runs them through… ten times*OMG NO! NO NO NO NO! NOT ROBERT PATTINSON AS FINNICK!
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? OMG WHY? OMG NO! NEVER! NO THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Via The Absolute Funniest Posts!
Care?
Lemme say one thing right off the bat. If you’re someone who says, “Oh, I don’t care about school haha” or “I remember when I did that academic thing, back when I actually gave a fuck” or “I’m failing now hahahaha” you’re not cool. You look retarded. Even though we’re almost done with the year, there’s still some important shit that, if you don’t do well on, could seriously affect your grade FOR THE YEAR. We only have a few weeks left so suck it up and do the fucking work. I’m so tired of hearing about people purposefully not doing easy work that could help them academically because they “don’t give a fuck” and would rather play video games instead. Get off your ass. I’m sure you’ll give a fuck when you’re serving me my fries and a large cup of failure from the McD’s drive thru. Cause guess what. This shit actually does matter. Get over your dumb self and grow the fuck up. This shit is for freshmen, not seniors about to graduate.
“They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true. What they don’t tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.”
The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never getting caught.
– Big Fish (via jessrawls) Via Jess Rawlsdo you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty
I guess you could say
It was Marvelous
(Source: theblueboxtraveler)
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Ah, the randomness of blogging. This will undoubtedly be crammed with numerous rants, funny gifs and reblogs from my fellow bloggers in the blogosphere. So bear with me, buckle up, secure your lap bar, make sure your hands and feet are inside the virtual vehicle at all times and enjoy the ride x3
